asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

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blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL
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sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

(Source: arvidabystrom)

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marxvx:

when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you

brberry:

he came and he conquered

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

burdge:

*loses control of life bc of the quidditch world cup update*

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever
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alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

(Source: izismile.com)